He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Wisdom Tooth

I just had my wisdom teeth extracted the other day it seemed alright at first UNTIL THE FUCKING ANESTESHIA STARTED TO WEAR OUT WHEN THEY WERE DRILLING MY FUCKING JAW BONE! the cutting of the gums was negligable pain, but the drilling of the bone. BANG BALLS! for more blood and gore click here

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Green skirts and pony tails

The short green cloth you don
Only to be seen in porn
The textile sways with your hips
Like dancers in syncronisation
It urges masturbation
Your hair tied back
Reavealing your gorgeous rack
Get me in your sack
And i will make u crack
Tell me your fucking name
I don't feel a pinch of shame
Let us start this game
But we must be untamed
Don't say things you'll regret
Cause i know you were wet
So just let me say
I'm Bryan, how's your day

Sunday, August 13, 2006

tasty dream

last night i dreamt i was back in my college dining hall. and the serving table were MANY MANY DOUGHNUTS! all kinds of flavours, there were ORANGE ones, BLUEBERRY ONES, MMMMMMMMMMMM!!! i woke up from my slumber with a drool trickling down my cheek. It was worth it.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr

The face and the lips tremble as it rips
Your breath quickening as heat rushes in
Pull harder on the strings of your martyr
Stop you cry that's a lie
Flush gasping white reddening
You smile and destroy it- it's time that we end this
It's our curse that makes this world so hopeless
Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings
Clawing the skin each kill your weakness
Annihilation your masturbation- tyrant, I'll burn you down

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Girls the sharpest razorblade

Girls girls girls, one of my mates has been deeply traumatised by his past relationships. what can we do when we are just kids wanting to know how it feels like to touch a tit or female ass. until either party gets bored or realizes what the fuck is happening. then at that time there will be the bleeding hearts, cigarattes, alcohol, and wild flings. my theory: girls can be great friends, but get too involved and they will chomp both your head of(both of them). let nature take its course. I know you have been avoiding me. deleted me from friendster, blocked me in msn, moved your blog (i think), got your mum to lie that u were not in whenever i called home. you have just made it a million times harder for me to apologise, the more i think about it, the more i think you deserved every insult, spit, slap and punch. gnaw your own lying tongue, you sucked in bed, burn in hell. i should have encouraged you that time u wanted to tear yourself apart. have a sweet after life