He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

Sunday, October 26, 2008

avenged sevenfold

24th Oct 08

a7x had their first independent gig here at the max pavilion. started of with a odd fight between 2 malays. i reckon one of them told the other that he likes britney spears and the latter went apeshit. haha. and then it was the mad rush for the doors. desiree was amused at a indian dude and his witty comments. the dudes started to sing the national anthem and recite the pledge while waiting for the doors to be opened. random shouts. of LEE KUAN YEW and CHAR KWAY TEOW. and when the doors opened it was a tidal wave of bodies pushing forward. it was nothing compared to what happened inside. the front was so damn claustro that a few young kids fainted from the weight of pushing sweaty bodies. i swear the mosh pit was safer than being in the crowd of sweaty bodies. when one dude falls the rest fall like dominoes if they don't push back. sevenfold was fucking awesome. m shadows blew the stage. and then.... fucking unholy confessions was played. and i got apeshit and joined the mosh. half way through 2 elbows connected with my face consecutively and i went WOAH and sat down for 10 seconds. ahah. next year they shall return with all awesomeness.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

the marina bandits

a day of utter disappointment. firstly being told that no art work was allowed in the esplanade library and being laughed at by an elderly security guard for her poor mandarin. and then the green meadows at marina were being turned into the IR, followed by a theater that only screens 2 movies. oddest part was the glue fight and removing the glue from my leg. and you've been hexed! "WHAT HAPPENED!"


Thursday, October 02, 2008

This woman


released from its den
a homo sapien momentarily paralyzed by the soniarus' sting
the peculiar species turns its rear when feeling shy.

Below are some pictures released by the local authorities:
if spotted do not panic and remain calm. inform local authorities immediately via the hotline 999

$1000,000,000 reward!

this woman is abusive if you see her call the zoo keepers beware the paws. some have documented that the soniarus homo erectus has killed rabbit dung beetles for food.