He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

Sunday, October 26, 2008

avenged sevenfold

24th Oct 08

a7x had their first independent gig here at the max pavilion. started of with a odd fight between 2 malays. i reckon one of them told the other that he likes britney spears and the latter went apeshit. haha. and then it was the mad rush for the doors. desiree was amused at a indian dude and his witty comments. the dudes started to sing the national anthem and recite the pledge while waiting for the doors to be opened. random shouts. of LEE KUAN YEW and CHAR KWAY TEOW. and when the doors opened it was a tidal wave of bodies pushing forward. it was nothing compared to what happened inside. the front was so damn claustro that a few young kids fainted from the weight of pushing sweaty bodies. i swear the mosh pit was safer than being in the crowd of sweaty bodies. when one dude falls the rest fall like dominoes if they don't push back. sevenfold was fucking awesome. m shadows blew the stage. and then.... fucking unholy confessions was played. and i got apeshit and joined the mosh. half way through 2 elbows connected with my face consecutively and i went WOAH and sat down for 10 seconds. ahah. next year they shall return with all awesomeness.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

the marina bandits

a day of utter disappointment. firstly being told that no art work was allowed in the esplanade library and being laughed at by an elderly security guard for her poor mandarin. and then the green meadows at marina were being turned into the IR, followed by a theater that only screens 2 movies. oddest part was the glue fight and removing the glue from my leg. and you've been hexed! "WHAT HAPPENED!"


Thursday, October 02, 2008

This woman


released from its den
a homo sapien momentarily paralyzed by the soniarus' sting
the peculiar species turns its rear when feeling shy.

Below are some pictures released by the local authorities:
if spotted do not panic and remain calm. inform local authorities immediately via the hotline 999

$1000,000,000 reward!

this woman is abusive if you see her call the zoo keepers beware the paws. some have documented that the soniarus homo erectus has killed rabbit dung beetles for food.

Monday, September 29, 2008


The weekend was spent at the Singapore Grand Prix. big fat voodoo bout of unluckiness for the ferrari team. first massa was given the green light at the pit stops prematurely and we see him ripping off the fueling hose along with a crew member as the tumble on to the ground with petroleum spewing all over. then raikonnen contested for the "4th position" and smacked into a wall. i stop waving my ferrari flag in shame. haha.

Raikonnen's ass

Massa during the 6th lap:
Piquet's ass
and a split second later. BANG and smokey! hahahaha

Aston Martin garage

this could be my sarcophagus like seriously!
And then came the 3 witches from Macbeth. odd
Massa the uglier ferrari racer. haha
Kimi Raikonnen

Aston Martin Cup preps

where we were situated, turns 18 anmd 19

There was the porsche carrera cup which displayed how unenduring porsches were on the track.
-a blown tyre
-2smoking engines
-a whole bumper falling off for no apparent reason

massive crowd as they navigate their way to go POO POO and go home

i now hang the scuderia ferrari flag in my room for the singapore grand prix 2009
and a little clip i captured as i ventured under the grandstand: