He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

Monday, July 24, 2006

Beach buns and aussie girls picking up locals

On friday was colin's bbq cum birthday party. he said he had a surprise for me and fuck yeah i was damn surprised when kevin appeared. this fella went to london to study uni and we(aquinas college kids) haven't seen him for 2 years. he brought his girlfriend along as well and both of them were a joy. i also bumped into calista, one of the few sweet girls who left me a card before i left for australia. (Will never forget your actions of kindness).

Saturday: Went to sentosa with kevin, tina, colin, mei, cait and suesha.we made sand crafted sexual organs. khat and sweshya are extremely amused by this hard gay thing or maybe they just like the shaking of the crotch(crazy aussie girls), ate at a bloody expensive restaurant again and blew my wallet. i would say the most amusing part of that day was when the mrt train reached orchard station, and you know how fucking kiasu singaporeans would hog the entrance and block the way for alighting passengers, so i got creative and as soon as the doors opened, i hard gay shake crotched my way through the doors, AMAZINGLY IT CLEARED THE PATH FOR ALL THE OTHER PASSENGERS.

Sunday: Went to gloria's house to build the bridge. had super glue dried up all over my fingers. super glue is BAD ASS!

Today: Fatty penis scrot face asshole FOO pissed the class of first by coming about 10 mins late for class while the class waited in the stuffy non-ventilated corridor. When he came gloria was hysterical already. He sat his fat ass down on the chair which could barely hold one bum cheek of his and tried to explain his lateness. OK, seems we were satisfied with the explanation, the rest of the class, he just sat his FATS down on the chair, he even said: "does anyone have any problems which i can help, that does not require me to move from my chair". i think our fat ah gua teacher is MENTAL. then at 5 o'clock on the DOT! he picked up his FAT ASS WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY and waded to the door which was blocked by sandeep prathiv and i, we said that there are still students who have doubts and questions that have not been answered by him. He open the hole that owed him his size and muttered: NO NO NO. CLASS IS OVER!

3 Cheers to fat ass foo

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